Wednesday, December 29, 2010

If Rajani Kant who Can?

Just for laughs.


*       RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG

        ........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA!!!!!!!!!!



*       GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR  LIVING  IN INDIA!!!!!!!



*        DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:

        WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!!




*       RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD......



        THUS....................... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!




*       THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????



        BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE....





*         BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!!

        EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!!





  *       AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE



        RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA ....





*       WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????



        BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!





*       ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....!

        SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS

        ................

        ..............

        SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!





  *       THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY.................................

        ..........RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!





*       BREAKING NEWS:

        ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE.....!!

        RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




*       BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..





*       .Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and Titanic in the other.

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